-when you wake up and it's minus 8 and you're congested
-when you get to work, your computer refuses to let you sign in, so you reboot
-when you sign into your computer, it refuses to let you open any programs, so you reboot
-when you finally get into your programs, IE8 refuses to open, so you reboot
-when everything FINALLY works and you’re in the middle of invoices, the power goes off on your side of the office
-when your computer shuts down because it has no battery life, so you reboot
-when you flip the breaker to put the power back on, you hit the wrong button and the other side of the office loses power…and they have to reboot
-when you call your building manager to get some help with the breaker, his maintenance guy is going to take 30 mins, and your headache gets worse
-when you finally get set up in a different room, the maintenance guy fixes the power, you have to move back to your desk and your computer dies in the transfer, so you have to reboot
-when, after all this, it starts to snow...
